Sa mata ng bata and ginagawa ng mantanda ay laging tama

Mommy called makmak this morning and had this conversation over the phone:

Mommy: Makmak, how was school?
Makmak: Fine
Mommy: I'm tampo with you!
Makmak: Why?
Mommy: You didn’t kiss me good bye.
Makmak: EH, you didn’t tell me eh.
Mommy: I don’t have to tell you, dapat you always kiss me.
Makmak: eh…am… you were sleeping.
Mommy: Edi, wake me up.
Makmak: I don’t want to wake you up…
Mommy: why???
Makmak: ITS BAD MANNERS MOMMY! DIBA YOU TOLD ME THAT!
Mommy: Ah.. ok… sge bye na.. mommy needs to work na! (baka ano pang sabihing kasunod nitong bibo kong anak)

While lying on the bed, mommy accidentally bumped her head on the head board of the bed… and it was hard…

Makmak: Ay punyeta! Nauntog ka mommy
Mommy: Makmak, don’t say that, that’s bad
Makmak: mommy, bad ba yung punyeta?
Mommy: Yeees…
Makmak: mommy, pag mommy na ako pwede na ako magsabi ng PUNYEEEETA (following the same tone how her mom says the said word)?
Mommy: ahm...yes (telling herself, may choice ba ako sa isasagot ko?)

Never underestimate the humors of a child. ;p