Bata, Bata Pano Ka Ginawa?

In the shower room.

Makmak (a 5 year-old girl) - Mommy, nung baby pa ako nasa tummy mo ako?
Mommy - Yes... Tapos ang laki ng tummy ni mommy.
Makmak - Mommy, may baby pa sa tummy mo?
Mommy - Wala! Bakit?
Makmak - Eh ba't ang laki pa rin ng tummy mo?

In the bed room

Makmak - Mommy, am I pretty or beautiful?
Mommy - You are pretty and beautiful.
Makmak - Mommy, mommy ba talaga kita?
Mommy - Yes, anak. Why? (Mommy sounded worried and alarmed with the question)
Makmak - E ba't ang pangit mo?

Never underestimate the humors of a child. ;p