Makmak's FIRST LOVE

In the living room while watching TV

Mommy - Makmak, Daddy said he saw classmate Ivan kissed you a while ago
Makmak - Yes, mommy.
Mommy - Where ka niya kiss?
Makmak - Sa cheeks lang... pero Mommy pag mommy na ako pwede na ako kiss ni Ivan sa lips na may biting biting?

In the car

Makmak: Mommy, pls buy a gift for Ivan (makmak’s bf)
Mommy: Why?
Makmak: Because I love him
Mommy: WHAAATTT????
Makmak: Mommy! Sabi ni teacher, love your classmate daw!

While watching tv

Makmak: Mommy, I need to go on a date
Mommy: With whom?
Makmak: IVAN
Mommy: What will you do?
Makmak: We’re going to watch a movie, buy something and go somewhere
Mommy: Can I come?
Makmak: NO! DATE NGA EH! (with conviction)
Makmak: and oh! I need to SKIP SCHOOL

Never underestimate the humors of a child ;p